joke Send This SMS Free on Mobile ek pagal gusse me aakar kehta hai k saari duniya ko mita dunga ,mai sari duniya ko mita dunga.dosra pagal has kar bola he,he,he,he, mai tujhe RUBBER hi nahi dounga |
I need you... I love you Send This SMS Free on Mobile I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES ! |
Newtons Law of Romance Send This SMS Free on Mobile Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER |
Newtons 2nd law of ishq Send This SMS Free on Mobile Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance |
Newtons First Law of Ishq Send This SMS Free on Mobile Newtons First Law of Ishq a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy |
Girl: when we get married Send This SMS Free on Mobile Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet |
A small kid wrote Send This SMS Free on Mobile A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother" |
Some times small things in life hurt a lot Send This SMS Free on Mobile Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !! |
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Funny SMS
