Sms Jokes

MUNNABHAI JOKES Send This SMS Free on Mobile PROFESSOR Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. **** CIRCUIT Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. **** MAMU Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? **** CIRCUIT Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT Nehi Bhai, woh apni chain pechan lega

TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA Send This SMS Free on Mobile Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Life imprisonment Send This SMS Free on Mobile Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Send This SMS Free on Mobile Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Send This SMS Free on Mobile Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

jab tanhai ka ehsas ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile jab tanhai ka ehsas ho, na koi tumhare pass ho, na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, na koi tumhari nazar main ho, tu samjh lena ke tum BATHROOM main ho. Updated: 12/08/2007